Mr. Jang sometimes said that I treat him like Almonn. I think this is more apt, esp during the APEC period.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Hello, I'm back.
And finally the MEGA event is over and all of us are back to our normal lives. Had woken up a couple of times in the middle of the night thinking that there were still some follow-ups to do (yes, post-event trauma) but overall, am glad that the event had gone by without any major hiccups. The best part was that I really got to see world leaders, like, this close. And oh yes, including dear Mr. Obama, who looked much shorter in person than I thought. Too bad I din have the courage to take a photo of him with my handphone. I was too concerned that I might be towed away by the bodyguards.
Another "highlight" was being invited to the men's toilet by my boss' boss, standing alone with him looking at some showcase aimed at impressing our international guests, and trying not to feel awkward about the whole situation. He did seem really excited about the technology. But like, it's the men's toilet!
And now that the event is over... it's time to bury myself in books and notes and what-nots. Just finished the first paper today, and have two more to go. Am a little worried about the last paper - I didn't attend classes for that module at all the whole semester, and I heard that there is a compulsory question on SPSS. I mean, since when did a comms grad dip become a statistic one?! Wragh!
And..... then it's time to find back my long-lost friends, whom I haven't seen for ages, and whom I'm looking forward to catch up with sometime soon. I've been so out of sight/touch/sound/smell that I probably need to re-introduce myself again. I feel like I've gone overseas for a year and come back... really.
Another "highlight" was being invited to the men's toilet by my boss' boss, standing alone with him looking at some showcase aimed at impressing our international guests, and trying not to feel awkward about the whole situation. He did seem really excited about the technology. But like, it's the men's toilet!
And now that the event is over... it's time to bury myself in books and notes and what-nots. Just finished the first paper today, and have two more to go. Am a little worried about the last paper - I didn't attend classes for that module at all the whole semester, and I heard that there is a compulsory question on SPSS. I mean, since when did a comms grad dip become a statistic one?! Wragh!
And..... then it's time to find back my long-lost friends, whom I haven't seen for ages, and whom I'm looking forward to catch up with sometime soon. I've been so out of sight/touch/sound/smell that I probably need to re-introduce myself again. I feel like I've gone overseas for a year and come back... really.
Monday, October 26, 2009
It's one of those days
It's one of those days, where you thought you have finally passed another hectic day, have given your all at work, worked overtime (again), and still got chase by some things that you simply have no time to do. And then you wonder how much longer you can hold, and that at this rate you are going, you are seriously going to get brain tumour, because you have really been working yourself so hard mentally and physically.
And then you decided that heck, you are not going to stay at home and be grouchy, that you need to take a break, and that you deserve to do something for yourself, even though it's only for half an hour.
And happiness came when you go out with your mum and your sis, after a nice home-cooked meal, to East Coast Mac to have hot fudge sundae, while grumbling to them you don't know how much longer you can last, and Mum telling you that what's the big deal, you have dealt with all these before, and you did just fine, so just go try your best and heck care the rest. And then all of a sudden, you are glad that you made that move to go out and have a sundae, and that even if you really have brain tumour and die tomorrow, you know that you have made that decision to have that hot fudge sundae with your family instead of working, and it's all worth it.
It's really one of those rare days, that you feel really proud of yourself. AND you know it has nothing to do with work. HA!
And then you decided that heck, you are not going to stay at home and be grouchy, that you need to take a break, and that you deserve to do something for yourself, even though it's only for half an hour.
And happiness came when you go out with your mum and your sis, after a nice home-cooked meal, to East Coast Mac to have hot fudge sundae, while grumbling to them you don't know how much longer you can last, and Mum telling you that what's the big deal, you have dealt with all these before, and you did just fine, so just go try your best and heck care the rest. And then all of a sudden, you are glad that you made that move to go out and have a sundae, and that even if you really have brain tumour and die tomorrow, you know that you have made that decision to have that hot fudge sundae with your family instead of working, and it's all worth it.
It's really one of those rare days, that you feel really proud of yourself. AND you know it has nothing to do with work. HA!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
4th attempt at sharing
This week's sermon spoke about "What's on your resume?"...... just when I was nearing probably the busiest time of the entire year with the event coming in November.
I mean, first thoughts are... i) I've survived so far, ii) I'm learning every day now publicity and media management work, and iii) how to deal with unexpected twists of events. Hence, in terms of skill sets, I think I'm doing OK.
In terms of doing stuff for the church though, I think I probably scored among one of the lowest. Have been a so-called Christian my entire life and was lamenting to one of my church friends that I didn't really make any major contributions. Am a bit ashamed especially when I see people working so fervently e.g. helping and reaching out to the community, organising events etc.
But then good works are not what God is looking for. I mean, not in terms of scoring what dajie always refers to as "brownie points". Danger is also when the more you do, the more you feel more "righteous" than others. Rev Gan said that a true Christian repents both of his sins, and also of his sense of righteouness, which I quite agree.
And then, at the end of that resume, who will be your character referee? I know that I'm not the most easy-going person on earth, but when I die, I really hope to be remembered as i) a filial daughter, ii) a supportive sister, iii) a loving wife, iv) a sincere friend, iv) a responsible colleague, and most of all v) a person who has lived a life that is worth the time that God has given her.
And at the end of the day, God will be THE character referee, just simply because He knows everyone best. ^ ^
I mean, first thoughts are... i) I've survived so far, ii) I'm learning every day now publicity and media management work, and iii) how to deal with unexpected twists of events. Hence, in terms of skill sets, I think I'm doing OK.
In terms of doing stuff for the church though, I think I probably scored among one of the lowest. Have been a so-called Christian my entire life and was lamenting to one of my church friends that I didn't really make any major contributions. Am a bit ashamed especially when I see people working so fervently e.g. helping and reaching out to the community, organising events etc.
But then good works are not what God is looking for. I mean, not in terms of scoring what dajie always refers to as "brownie points". Danger is also when the more you do, the more you feel more "righteous" than others. Rev Gan said that a true Christian repents both of his sins, and also of his sense of righteouness, which I quite agree.
And then, at the end of that resume, who will be your character referee? I know that I'm not the most easy-going person on earth, but when I die, I really hope to be remembered as i) a filial daughter, ii) a supportive sister, iii) a loving wife, iv) a sincere friend, iv) a responsible colleague, and most of all v) a person who has lived a life that is worth the time that God has given her.
And at the end of the day, God will be THE character referee, just simply because He knows everyone best. ^ ^
Sunday, October 18, 2009
3rd attempt at sharing
I didn't have time to write the whole week because it has got to be the most terrible week both in terms of work and school work. But I really didn't want to give up on the attempts at sharing so here goes again:
What it takes to be a good friend:
i) cultivate a genuine interest in others - work with them, hold their hands, cheer them on
ii) looking out for opportunities to strengthen and help each other
iii) encouraging a bereaved family
The third point is especially depressing this week because the son of one of our church members was killed in a arm robbery case in KL just last Friday. Quite tragic, not to mention violent and sudden.
Am again reminded that I need to put my priorities in life right.
What it takes to be a good friend:
i) cultivate a genuine interest in others - work with them, hold their hands, cheer them on
ii) looking out for opportunities to strengthen and help each other
iii) encouraging a bereaved family
The third point is especially depressing this week because the son of one of our church members was killed in a arm robbery case in KL just last Friday. Quite tragic, not to mention violent and sudden.
Am again reminded that I need to put my priorities in life right.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
It must be karma
I was disturbing XY and LQ online yesterday night, asking them how come they were still in the office working at this time of the day, and saying that I was all washed up and ready to go to my nice warm bed.
And then today, I was so caught up with work here and there during the day that I didn't even get to start a fraction of what I was supposed to do. And I had promised that I would send it out by tomorrow. That is, including the time taken to find info and get it approved internally and so on. Wraghhhhh!
Lesson learnt: Never laught at people cos it might just come back to you. Real soon.
And then today, I was so caught up with work here and there during the day that I didn't even get to start a fraction of what I was supposed to do. And I had promised that I would send it out by tomorrow. That is, including the time taken to find info and get it approved internally and so on. Wraghhhhh!
Lesson learnt: Never laught at people cos it might just come back to you. Real soon.
Monday, October 5, 2009
我真的受傷了
This must be my all time favourite song, especially like now when I'm by myself thinking...
作词:王菀之作曲:王菀之
窗外阴天了 音乐低声了 我的心开始想你了
灯光也暗了 音乐低声了 口中的棉花糖也融化了
窗外阴天了 人是无聊了 我的心开始想你了
电话响起了 你要说话了 还以为你心里对我又想念了
怎麽你声音变得冷淡了 是你变了 是你变了
灯光熄灭了 音乐静止了 滴下的眼泪已停不住了
天下起雨了 人是不快乐
我的心真的受伤了
Sunday, October 4, 2009
2nd attempt at sharing
Writing late because I just attended Jeff's wedding at Grand Hyatt, which turned out to be fabulous despite the weird service. I had a really great time with the people at my table. :)
Anyway, back to the main point. The key take away I had at this morning's sermon was that:
(from my french bible)
"Ne faites rien par esprit de rivalité ou par désir inutile de briller, mais, avec humilité, considérez les autres comme supérieur à vous mêmes. Que personne ne recherche son propre intérêts, mais que chacun de vous pense à celui des autres." - Phil 2:3-4
Which translates into:
"Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others." - Phil 2:3-4
I think the verse is quite self-explanatory. And I will try to remember that when I embark on a new week... :)
Anyway, back to the main point. The key take away I had at this morning's sermon was that:
(from my french bible)
"Ne faites rien par esprit de rivalité ou par désir inutile de briller, mais, avec humilité, considérez les autres comme supérieur à vous mêmes. Que personne ne recherche son propre intérêts, mais que chacun de vous pense à celui des autres." - Phil 2:3-4
Which translates into:
"Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others." - Phil 2:3-4
I think the verse is quite self-explanatory. And I will try to remember that when I embark on a new week... :)
Saturday, October 3, 2009
To the vet we go...
(Almonn on the way to see the vet)
Mum woke us up this morning to inform us that Almonn had pooed all over the place again, and that his stools had blood in it again. I sprang up from my bed as fast as I could because I was really starting to get worried. He could be having worms inside his intestines, possibly because we had been allowing him to roam about in the grass at the dog runs. And he hasn't been having his annual vaccination. In any case, we brought him to the vet first thing in the morning just in case.
Turned out, his bloody stools could be due to a change in diet or snacks, or "stress". I was wondering to myself what kind of "stress" a dog could have when all he ever does is run around, eat and sleep. Mum said it could be because he hardly sees us nowadays. We leave home early in the morning for work, come back late at night, and even on weekends we are hardly home. He could be lonely. Or perhaps, the typical fear of being abandoned when one grows old?
Anyway, he was to be put on 12-hr fasting period before being allowed to eat steamed rice with minced pork. During this period, he was only allowed to drink H20 to make sure that he would not dehydrate. As expected, this stupid stubborn dog refused to drink that cos I supposed it was too blend for this 少爷. -_-!!!
On a separate note, I attended MS' wedding lunch this afternoon. The best thing that happened was that I got to meet Cdr again! ^ ^ He is by far the bestest boss I've ever had, and I so missed the time working under him...
Friday, October 2, 2009
Reflections for the week
Time seemed to have zoomed past this week. because work has been so so so hectic. Here are the bits and pieces of my reflections for the week:
1. I realised how much I hate being mean even though I know sometimes I have to do that in order to get things going.
2. I hate the fact that I have to chase and chase for the things and act like a biggest pest, but heck, that thing has to be done and I WILL chase you 到天涯海角 until you give it to me.
3. I don't like receiving verbal instructions especially when it comes to things that matter in work. I like to play safe, even though it means that there might be slight delays in the progress. I like to make sure that things get done in a 无懈可击 manner as far as possible. Especially when it comes to money/procurement matters! Argh!
4. I realised on more than one occasion how much good colleagues are hard to come by, and thank God that I've found some in the current work place.
5. On my way to toilet on Wednesday, I was suddenly reminded of how fortunate I am, and that the phrase 任劳任怨 applies not only to my parents, but also to Mr. Jang, in my life. I'm so very thankful for that even though I don't say it out loud. And most of the time, I act like a jerk to them by giving them the leave-me-alone tone, especially when I'm working. Bad!
P/S: Almonn is still having diarrhoea even though there is no more blood in his poo poo. Will continue to monitor.
1. I realised how much I hate being mean even though I know sometimes I have to do that in order to get things going.
2. I hate the fact that I have to chase and chase for the things and act like a biggest pest, but heck, that thing has to be done and I WILL chase you 到天涯海角 until you give it to me.
3. I don't like receiving verbal instructions especially when it comes to things that matter in work. I like to play safe, even though it means that there might be slight delays in the progress. I like to make sure that things get done in a 无懈可击 manner as far as possible. Especially when it comes to money/procurement matters! Argh!
4. I realised on more than one occasion how much good colleagues are hard to come by, and thank God that I've found some in the current work place.
5. On my way to toilet on Wednesday, I was suddenly reminded of how fortunate I am, and that the phrase 任劳任怨 applies not only to my parents, but also to Mr. Jang, in my life. I'm so very thankful for that even though I don't say it out loud. And most of the time, I act like a jerk to them by giving them the leave-me-alone tone, especially when I'm working. Bad!
P/S: Almonn is still having diarrhoea even though there is no more blood in his poo poo. Will continue to monitor.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Another poo post
I think there might be something wrong with Almonn. Today his poo poo had a bit of blood, and it's all watery etc. Will monitor him for another day and bring him to the vet if the condition worsens.
I suppose I should be expecting this sooner or later since Almonn is already nine years old! But then again, it could be the curry that we fed him the other day. Like too strong on his stomach etc. Erm. Oops. :9
I suppose I should be expecting this sooner or later since Almonn is already nine years old! But then again, it could be the curry that we fed him the other day. Like too strong on his stomach etc. Erm. Oops. :9
Monday, September 28, 2009
Smelly smelly smelly!
It's just like any other Monday - sleepy, groggily, lazy, boring. The only interesting thing that happened was that at the end of the day, after we got back from dinner, we discovered that Almonn had pooed all over the kitchen. The best thing was, there was poo stuck on his rubber duckie as well. Like he rolled it over in the poo or something. Totally smelly, and totally grossssssssssssssss.
Bad dog!
Bad dog!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Goal: a smaller waistline!
Woke up at 10am this morning but still managed to do a fair bit before I headed down to Orchard to meet my ex-colleagues from SQ for lunch. Saw this cute uncle wriggling with a hoola-loop made of big wooden beads as we crossed the road from Paragon to Takashimaya. He was all smiles when I took out my camera to snap him. I bet his waist is slimmer than most of us. And Mr. Jang just commented that my waistline is indeed getting a bit... rounder. I actually have a similiar elastic hoola loop in Hong Kong. Maybe I should dig it out and bring it back to Singapore. I still have 3.5 months to work it out before the wedding... jia you!

Thursday, September 24, 2009
Zzz
Was feeling particularly happy today because I caved in to my cravings for a nasi lemak breakfast this morning before heading to work. It was a mere 10 minutes of sit-down breakfast at the Central basement. But boy, it felt good.
My email account was finally fixed today and I could, once again, access my emails and no longer feel detached from the rest of the working world. Funny how grumpy I can be for NOT being able to work. I guess that's because I know there will be 200 hundred plus emails waiting to be read eventually. Spent the entire day trying to clear some of the backlog. Argh.
Meant to sleep early today but ended up being awake still at this hour. Class ended late, and my group also stayed back for close to an hour to discuss the topic of research. Reached home after 11pm and was feeling a little hungry although I had supermarket sushi for dinner. Ended up eating two packets of cheezels and a bowl of mee sua all by myself. Not good at all, sister!!!
And now, I'm going to bed, with a stomach bloated with junk and the aftertaste of mee sua which was not really cooked.. but soaked in boiling water cos I was too lazy to switch on the stove. Yucks.
My email account was finally fixed today and I could, once again, access my emails and no longer feel detached from the rest of the working world. Funny how grumpy I can be for NOT being able to work. I guess that's because I know there will be 200 hundred plus emails waiting to be read eventually. Spent the entire day trying to clear some of the backlog. Argh.
Meant to sleep early today but ended up being awake still at this hour. Class ended late, and my group also stayed back for close to an hour to discuss the topic of research. Reached home after 11pm and was feeling a little hungry although I had supermarket sushi for dinner. Ended up eating two packets of cheezels and a bowl of mee sua all by myself. Not good at all, sister!!!
And now, I'm going to bed, with a stomach bloated with junk and the aftertaste of mee sua which was not really cooked.. but soaked in boiling water cos I was too lazy to switch on the stove. Yucks.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
round and round they made me go...
I didn't think that I will be so free as to blog about the annoying IT system at work. But really, it's been driving me nuts for the past one week!
Firstly, the functions in the old system (which was working fine) were not ported over to the new platform yet. i.e. when I want to access old submissions etc, I have to go back to the old platform.
Secondly, my archives are only half migrated over to the new system. That means everytime I want to search for old emails etc, I have to open up my old email account (again!).
Thirdly and most annoyingly, I can't receive emails properly! Like brother, if I can't receive emails properly, that means I don't see updates/replies from people whom I'm liaising with, that means I can't work properly, that means what good that silly new system is for me???
The best thing is, throughout the entire migration, I've seen at least 10 different people doing different things on my new laptop. There is no one single point of contact, except that when I called the onsite deployment desk, they asked me to call the offsite helpdesk, which said that they will send someone onsite to attend to my problems. Again, brother, do I look like I like to play merry-go-round during office hours? It's really driving me nuts! ARGHHHHHHH.... if they don't get it fixed by tomorrow, I'm going to take my new laptop to the IT department tomorrow and do the "心口碎 laptop" act in front of them just to prove my point!
Firstly, the functions in the old system (which was working fine) were not ported over to the new platform yet. i.e. when I want to access old submissions etc, I have to go back to the old platform.
Secondly, my archives are only half migrated over to the new system. That means everytime I want to search for old emails etc, I have to open up my old email account (again!).
Thirdly and most annoyingly, I can't receive emails properly! Like brother, if I can't receive emails properly, that means I don't see updates/replies from people whom I'm liaising with, that means I can't work properly, that means what good that silly new system is for me???
The best thing is, throughout the entire migration, I've seen at least 10 different people doing different things on my new laptop. There is no one single point of contact, except that when I called the onsite deployment desk, they asked me to call the offsite helpdesk, which said that they will send someone onsite to attend to my problems. Again, brother, do I look like I like to play merry-go-round during office hours? It's really driving me nuts! ARGHHHHHHH.... if they don't get it fixed by tomorrow, I'm going to take my new laptop to the IT department tomorrow and do the "心口碎 laptop" act in front of them just to prove my point!
Monday, September 21, 2009
The quest to kiss 100 men in Paris
Yahoo news reported that there is a Taiwanese woman who blogged about her quest to kiss 100 men in Paris. I went to her blog out of curiosity and to kpo about things like if she is pretty, if the guys she is kissing are good looking, and why she is doing it etc (yes, frivolous things I do early in the morning!) Found out that though she wasn't particularly chio (and the men ain't that good looking either), the photos which 'documented' her kisses with strangers were nicely and artistically taken.
And it made me miss that romantic mood in Paris/France all over again....
And it made me miss that romantic mood in Paris/France all over again....
More wedding preparation thoughts

Had a really good discussion with Jun on wedding plans this evening after the yummilicious Tom Yum steamboat dinner at Parkway. We are going to get married on the same day (yes!) and so were updating each other non-stop on the status of preparations. Showed her all the stuff that I've bought so far and the design of the gowns etc etc.
Really wanted to use the bright pink theme for the church decor but everyone's advising against it - won't look nice with the bridesmaids' dresses anyway. So was flipping through the magazine with her and found this really sweet looking hair piece which I'm thinking of using as my pew decor. It won't look as sharp as the bright pink flowers but at least it will look coordinated and blend-in. For the bridesmaids' hand bouquet/flower ball, am probably going to stick to the apple white shade like the corsages with a little bit of baby purple to match the dresses.
(I didn't think I will spend this much time pondering over the colour themes/shades! But heck, if the decor of my church wedding would look like a wild garden in the end then so be it ... no more brain cells left already... argh)
Sunday, September 20, 2009
First attempt at sharing
You know, every Sunday I'll vow to write about what I've learnt at the sermon and share it with whoever reads my blog. Somehow, every Sunday after church, the issue will disappear from my mind (erm...) In any case, here's my first attempt at summarising the morning's sermon (which was easy because there were only two key messages):
Key message #1: Step out of your comfort zone in faith.
Key message #2: Be a blessing to others.
Thought that #2 is particularly relevant because a lot of us are blessed in many ways already. I especially think that I have more than what I could ever ask for. Despite the constant work frustrations, it's amazing how God's grace kept me going. And I've also come to realise that for every 2 meannies I meet, there are like 20 others who are really friendly and helpful. Hence, in the same way, I also want to be part of that group which helps people maintain the belief that yes, there are still a lot of nice people around! Like.... 人间有希望. :)
On a related note, have to learn to pray for others also, even for those people we do not like. And pray not for them to be punished, but for a change of heart. It's actually not easy at all, but I suppose once you start to put down the sense of pride and defensiveness, it could work. Have tried that before, and actually it felt.... weirdly good.
So yep, here's summarising the key messages for today + my own thoughts. Hopefully, I will keep up this habit for the Sundays to come... ^ ^
Key message #1: Step out of your comfort zone in faith.
Key message #2: Be a blessing to others.
Thought that #2 is particularly relevant because a lot of us are blessed in many ways already. I especially think that I have more than what I could ever ask for. Despite the constant work frustrations, it's amazing how God's grace kept me going. And I've also come to realise that for every 2 meannies I meet, there are like 20 others who are really friendly and helpful. Hence, in the same way, I also want to be part of that group which helps people maintain the belief that yes, there are still a lot of nice people around! Like.... 人间有希望. :)
On a related note, have to learn to pray for others also, even for those people we do not like. And pray not for them to be punished, but for a change of heart. It's actually not easy at all, but I suppose once you start to put down the sense of pride and defensiveness, it could work. Have tried that before, and actually it felt.... weirdly good.
So yep, here's summarising the key messages for today + my own thoughts. Hopefully, I will keep up this habit for the Sundays to come... ^ ^
Saturday, September 19, 2009
開心一下
For those who understand Chinese, this is really quite funny especially the one on Statue of Liberty!
一位在美的留學生,想要考國際駕照。
在考試時因為過於緊張,看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道: turn left?
監考官回答:right !
於是他立刻向右轉。
很抱歉他只有下次再來。
某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,
連忙說:I am sorry.
老外應道:I am sorry too.
某人聽後又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,問:What are you sorry for?
某人無奈,道:I am sorry five.
某男,亦初通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已,毅然下筆:once a week。
簽證官觀后暴笑,曰:this item should be filled in with male or female.
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下:female,
某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆,
「報告老闆,下個月歐洲有一批訂單,我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」
老闆在公文後面短短簽下:「 Go a head! 」
經理收到之後,馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程,自己則是整理行李。
臨出發那一刻,被秘書擋下來。
秘書:「你要幹什麼?」
經理:「去歐洲開會啊!」
秘書:「老闆同意了嗎?」
經理:「老闆不是批 go a head 嗎?」
秘書:「你來公司那麼久,難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎?
老闆的意思是:去個頭!」
有位女士,個性喜愛佔便宜。
某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價;她去揀便宜,選來選去,終於挑到一件。但 樣式新潮,不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。
正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。
就用英語問他:' for Girl or Boy?'
黑人回答:'Unisex'!
她聽成'You need sex ',豈不是性騷擾?又怕自己聽錯,露出錯愕懷疑的神情;
黑服務員見狀,一個字母一個字母地解釋:
' U – N – I – SEX!'
這次她聽的很清楚' You and I Sex',立即找黑人上司理論,
[lesson taken - learn english]
一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。工作之餘,打算看看風景名勝。
為此他查考了大量的資料,選擇去自由女神像。為了週全,甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。
當天,他叫了輛計程車準備出發,下面是他和計程車司機的談話;
計程車司機問道: ' Where do you want to go, Sir?'
老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為' Statue of Liberty' ,
他想自由應該是FREE,女神大概是WOMAN。於是回答司機' FREE WOMAN!'
司機聽成'免費的女人',馬上道:'What? Oh!Hey man,Here is America,nothing is free!'
老兄:' Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone
number, ' 'sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free.
[lesson taken - do preparation before travel]
美麗又愚蠢
丈夫對妻子說︰"為什麼上帝把女人造得那麼美麗卻又那麼愚蠢呢?"
妻子回答道︰"上帝把我們造得美麗,你們才會愛我們,把我們造得愚蠢,我們才會愛你們。"
目標變了
夫妻二人吃飯時,妻子說︰"你現在怎麼盡挑魚背上的肉吃?記得我們談戀愛時,你最愛吃魚頭魚尾 …… "
"情況不同了嘛!" 丈夫說︰"現在我的目標是吃魚,當時我的目標是釣魚。"
饒你一次
一個男人很怕老婆。
一天,他老婆又當著客人的面和他吵了起來,並打了他一耳光。?為了面子,男子壯著膽子大吼︰ "你敢再打我一下? "
他老婆毫不猶豫地又打了一下。男子看嚇不住老婆,只得說︰" 既然你這麼聽話,我就饒你一次吧。"
何必如此
妻子心血來潮,站在鏡子前仔細端詳,發現自己的臉竟是那樣難看,不禁放聲大哭。
坐在一旁觀察已久的丈夫說︰"你偶爾照一次鏡子就那麼傷心,那我天天看著你又該怎麼辦? "
跟在家一樣
妻子到監獄探望丈夫時問︰ "親愛的,你在這裏過得怎麼樣?"
" 就跟在家一樣,哪兒也不讓去,伙食也糟透了…… "
得不償失
丈夫回家很不高興,妻子關心地問︰ "你遇到不順心的事了嗎?"
丈夫︰ " 今天我在公共汽車上拾到200元錢。"
妻子︰ "那應該高興啊!"
丈夫︰" 另一個乘客也看見了,我和他平分 …… "
妻子︰ " 那你不是還有100元嗎?"
丈夫︰ "回家前,我才發現那200元其實是我自己丟的。"
夢話
妻子關心地對丈夫說︰"老公,你近來老是說夢話,要不我陪你去醫院檢查一下身體?"
丈夫驚慌地答道︰"不用,如果醫生給我治好了這毛病,那麼我在家裏的這一點點發言權都沒有了!"
愛妻
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。
在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。
葬儀社的人跟他說:您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家,或者花$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。
那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。
葬儀社的人不解地問他說:為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢?
那人回答:很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了三天,他又復活了。
[聖經記述 ..耶穌死後第三天復活]
他繼續說著:我就是不想冒這個險...
------ End ---------
一位在美的留學生,想要考國際駕照。
在考試時因為過於緊張,看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道: turn left?
監考官回答:right !
於是他立刻向右轉。
很抱歉他只有下次再來。
某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,
連忙說:I am sorry.
老外應道:I am sorry too.
某人聽後又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,問:What are you sorry for?
某人無奈,道:I am sorry five.
某男,亦初通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已,毅然下筆:once a week。
簽證官觀后暴笑,曰:this item should be filled in with male or female.
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下:female,
某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆,
「報告老闆,下個月歐洲有一批訂單,我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」
老闆在公文後面短短簽下:「 Go a head! 」
經理收到之後,馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程,自己則是整理行李。
臨出發那一刻,被秘書擋下來。
秘書:「你要幹什麼?」
經理:「去歐洲開會啊!」
秘書:「老闆同意了嗎?」
經理:「老闆不是批 go a head 嗎?」
秘書:「你來公司那麼久,難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎?
老闆的意思是:去個頭!」
有位女士,個性喜愛佔便宜。
某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價;她去揀便宜,選來選去,終於挑到一件。但 樣式新潮,不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。
正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。
就用英語問他:' for Girl or Boy?'
黑人回答:'Unisex'!
她聽成'You need sex ',豈不是性騷擾?又怕自己聽錯,露出錯愕懷疑的神情;
黑服務員見狀,一個字母一個字母地解釋:
' U – N – I – SEX!'
這次她聽的很清楚' You and I Sex',立即找黑人上司理論,
[lesson taken - learn english]
一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。工作之餘,打算看看風景名勝。
為此他查考了大量的資料,選擇去自由女神像。為了週全,甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。
當天,他叫了輛計程車準備出發,下面是他和計程車司機的談話;
計程車司機問道: ' Where do you want to go, Sir?'
老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為' Statue of Liberty' ,
他想自由應該是FREE,女神大概是WOMAN。於是回答司機' FREE WOMAN!'
司機聽成'免費的女人',馬上道:'What? Oh!Hey man,Here is America,nothing is free!'
老兄:' Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone
number, ' 'sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free.
[lesson taken - do preparation before travel]
美麗又愚蠢
丈夫對妻子說︰"為什麼上帝把女人造得那麼美麗卻又那麼愚蠢呢?"
妻子回答道︰"上帝把我們造得美麗,你們才會愛我們,把我們造得愚蠢,我們才會愛你們。"
目標變了
夫妻二人吃飯時,妻子說︰"你現在怎麼盡挑魚背上的肉吃?記得我們談戀愛時,你最愛吃魚頭魚尾 …… "
"情況不同了嘛!" 丈夫說︰"現在我的目標是吃魚,當時我的目標是釣魚。"
饒你一次
一個男人很怕老婆。
一天,他老婆又當著客人的面和他吵了起來,並打了他一耳光。?為了面子,男子壯著膽子大吼︰ "你敢再打我一下? "
他老婆毫不猶豫地又打了一下。男子看嚇不住老婆,只得說︰" 既然你這麼聽話,我就饒你一次吧。"
何必如此
妻子心血來潮,站在鏡子前仔細端詳,發現自己的臉竟是那樣難看,不禁放聲大哭。
坐在一旁觀察已久的丈夫說︰"你偶爾照一次鏡子就那麼傷心,那我天天看著你又該怎麼辦? "
跟在家一樣
妻子到監獄探望丈夫時問︰ "親愛的,你在這裏過得怎麼樣?"
" 就跟在家一樣,哪兒也不讓去,伙食也糟透了…… "
得不償失
丈夫回家很不高興,妻子關心地問︰ "你遇到不順心的事了嗎?"
丈夫︰ " 今天我在公共汽車上拾到200元錢。"
妻子︰ "那應該高興啊!"
丈夫︰" 另一個乘客也看見了,我和他平分 …… "
妻子︰ " 那你不是還有100元嗎?"
丈夫︰ "回家前,我才發現那200元其實是我自己丟的。"
夢話
妻子關心地對丈夫說︰"老公,你近來老是說夢話,要不我陪你去醫院檢查一下身體?"
丈夫驚慌地答道︰"不用,如果醫生給我治好了這毛病,那麼我在家裏的這一點點發言權都沒有了!"
愛妻
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。
在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。
葬儀社的人跟他說:您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家,或者花$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。
那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。
葬儀社的人不解地問他說:為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢?
那人回答:很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了三天,他又復活了。
[聖經記述 ..耶穌死後第三天復活]
他繼續說著:我就是不想冒這個險...
------ End ---------
Wedding prep updates
Haven't been updating the blog for a long time because there hasn't been anything to update, really. My life has been revolving around the same things - work, school, wedding preparations. To be exact, it's ard 7 weeks to the event, 8 weeks to exams, and 15 weeks to the wedding. Like a typical SAR-style update, the foundations have been set and preparatory work is underway.
For the wedding especially, am already trying to squeeze as much time as I could in between work and school to do my part as one half of a couple. Didn't want to rely on Mr. Jang all the time because it's 'our' wedding afterall. Having said, am really grateful that he is taking the lead for most of the items. We've finally booked the pre-weddding shoots and will be heading to China to do it in less than a month's time! :) Don't think my raccoon eyes will recover by then, and I just hoped that it won't get worse because we are heading closer and closer to LW. Am actually quite excited, and it's precisely because I don't really have very high expectations on how it will turn out in the first place(the package is so cheap!) So there's really no stress about it not turning out good enough.
Am in the midst of confirming the floral arrangements, searching for the right kinda music, and coming up with ideas for the programme. It's not just because it's our wedding, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make the event truly reflective of "our style", if we have one! So might take the opportunity to do stuff that we otherwise won't do. Just need time to sit down and really explore the creative "options" we have... and hopefully they will materialise.
For the wedding especially, am already trying to squeeze as much time as I could in between work and school to do my part as one half of a couple. Didn't want to rely on Mr. Jang all the time because it's 'our' wedding afterall. Having said, am really grateful that he is taking the lead for most of the items. We've finally booked the pre-weddding shoots and will be heading to China to do it in less than a month's time! :) Don't think my raccoon eyes will recover by then, and I just hoped that it won't get worse because we are heading closer and closer to LW. Am actually quite excited, and it's precisely because I don't really have very high expectations on how it will turn out in the first place(the package is so cheap!) So there's really no stress about it not turning out good enough.
Am in the midst of confirming the floral arrangements, searching for the right kinda music, and coming up with ideas for the programme. It's not just because it's our wedding, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make the event truly reflective of "our style", if we have one! So might take the opportunity to do stuff that we otherwise won't do. Just need time to sit down and really explore the creative "options" we have... and hopefully they will materialise.
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