Showing posts with label totally random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label totally random. Show all posts

Friday, January 4, 2013

Cutesy Hello Kitty shower cap

My shower cap tore last week, which resulted in me getting my hair ends totally wet in the morning. Made a mental note to get a good one when I go to the supermarket.

Was at Target this evening after dinner and surprise, surprise! After scouting the whole supermarket, the only shower cap I saw was a Hello Kitty one! Not that I mind. But what I failed to realise is that it's really for kids. I managed to stuff my hair into the shower cap at home (here's how it looks... how cute!) but I could feel the blood circulation in my head cutting off.

I'll have to return it or risk suicide by squeezing my brain into this tiny shower cap. Boohoho!





Monday, August 15, 2011

Random things that you may (not) know

1. I have an itchy backside. I cannot stay in one place for long and I hope my current job will bring me closer to my dream of being a travel writer when I retire.

2. I am not just simple-minded. My bodily functions are simple and uncomplicated as well. More often than not, as soon as I eat, I feel an urgency to poo. After the pooing bit, the feeling of hunger comes almost immediately. It's like the need to refill the cookie jar as soon as it is emptied. Don't ask me why. I am guessing it's just an extremely high rate of metabolism.

3. I find myself full of irony. For instance, I am generally a happy person, but I am also an extreme worrier. Therefore, given these two conditions, I fluctuate back and forth from being Ms Sunshine to Ms Grumpy. Sometimes in a matter of seconds. When I was young, Mom used to observe that I always turned into Ms Grumpy just before dinner time. She called it 'the six o'clock syndrome'.

4. I love pink not because I am girly. I just feel happy when I see pink stuff. But I've got to stop buying pink especially for office items. I think it's scaring my new colleagues.

5. I am an extremely homely person. I love hiding at home and not go out (unless it's for a holiday!)

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Corporate life?

I am a manager but somehow, I get quite a bit of bird blah blah too. Maybe the issue is not with the title, but how many other birds you have below you. No wonder some people said it's important to climb to the top. LOL. ^ ^

(I don't know who to credit this to cos I pinched it off my friend's FB page.)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Testing NEX-5

Almonn modelling for me as usual. Placed him on the bay window to prevent him from fidgeting. Obviously, his expression was one of resignation and boredom. His typical are-you-done-yet face.



My short-lived lunch time piano lessons. Told the school today that I am going to stop after this term. Partly because of work committment, partly because the teacher, whom I really like, is going back to China next year. The good thing is, I understand the "concepts" so much better. I just need to practise, practise, practise! Can play the doxology pretty well now, so am going to concentrate on practising Amazing Grace and a simplified version of Canon.



This is from my bathroom. I am famous for taking long, long showers! And Mr. Jang knows that I cannot live with dirty smelly toilets. Anyway, we fell in love with L'Occitane shower stuff when we were using it at Ascott during one of Dad's business trips. Of course, there is a rule that we only use it at night, so that we will have a good night's sleep. High end stuff, so need to ration it.


Anyway, thank you to Mr Jang for getting me NEX-5 for annivesary, birthday and Christmas! Have been eyeing it ever since I read about it on SQ's inflight magazine. Hence, it's a dream present. Thank you dear!! :)

Friday, October 1, 2010

back-up model

Stood in as a back-up model for Lil's course assignment cos the original model was on MC. And yes, that's how I earn a scoop of ice-cream. Yum Yum Yum. If only I can do this full time. Haha. :D


Thursday, November 19, 2009

吳克群

Here's another nice one from the same singer with that impish grin:



(Shoot... I better stop surfing the net and concentrate on studying...)

My current fave song

Mr. Jang sometimes said that I treat him like Almonn. I think this is more apt, esp during the APEC period.

Monday, October 5, 2009

我真的受傷了


This must be my all time favourite song, especially like now when I'm by myself thinking...
作词:王菀之作曲:王菀之
窗外阴天了 音乐低声了 我的心开始想你了
灯光也暗了 音乐低声了 口中的棉花糖也融化了
窗外阴天了 人是无聊了 我的心开始想你了
电话响起了 你要说话了 还以为你心里对我又想念了
怎麽你声音变得冷淡了 是你变了 是你变了
灯光熄灭了 音乐静止了 滴下的眼泪已停不住了
天下起雨了 人是不快乐
我的心真的受伤了

Monday, September 21, 2009

The quest to kiss 100 men in Paris

Yahoo news reported that there is a Taiwanese woman who blogged about her quest to kiss 100 men in Paris. I went to her blog out of curiosity and to kpo about things like if she is pretty, if the guys she is kissing are good looking, and why she is doing it etc (yes, frivolous things I do early in the morning!) Found out that though she wasn't particularly chio (and the men ain't that good looking either), the photos which 'documented' her kisses with strangers were nicely and artistically taken.

And it made me miss that romantic mood in Paris/France all over again....


Saturday, September 19, 2009

開心一下

For those who understand Chinese, this is really quite funny especially the one on Statue of Liberty!

一位在美的留學生,想要考國際駕照。
在考試時因為過於緊張,看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道: turn left?
監考官回答:right !
於是他立刻向右轉。
很抱歉他只有下次再來。

某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,
連忙說:I am sorry.
老外應道:I am sorry too.
某人聽後又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,問:What are you sorry for?
某人無奈,道:I am sorry five.

某男,亦初通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已,毅然下筆:once a week。
簽證官觀后暴笑,曰:this item should be filled in with male or female.
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下:female,

某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆,
「報告老闆,下個月歐洲有一批訂單,我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」
老闆在公文後面短短簽下:「 Go a head! 」
經理收到之後,馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程,自己則是整理行李。
臨出發那一刻,被秘書擋下來。
秘書:「你要幹什麼?」
經理:「去歐洲開會啊!」
秘書:「老闆同意了嗎?」
經理:「老闆不是批 go a head 嗎?」
秘書:「你來公司那麼久,難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎?
老闆的意思是:去個頭!」

有位女士,個性喜愛佔便宜。
某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價;她去揀便宜,選來選去,終於挑到一件。但 樣式新潮,不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。
正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。
就用英語問他:' for Girl or Boy?'
黑人回答:'Unisex'!
她聽成'You need sex ',豈不是性騷擾?又怕自己聽錯,露出錯愕懷疑的神情;
黑服務員見狀,一個字母一個字母地解釋:
' U – N – I – SEX!'
這次她聽的很清楚' You and I Sex',立即找黑人上司理論,
[lesson taken - learn english]

一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。工作之餘,打算看看風景名勝。
為此他查考了大量的資料,選擇去自由女神像。為了週全,甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。
當天,他叫了輛計程車準備出發,下面是他和計程車司機的談話;
計程車司機問道: ' Where do you want to go, Sir?'
老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為' Statue of Liberty' ,
他想自由應該是FREE,女神大概是WOMAN。於是回答司機' FREE WOMAN!'
司機聽成'免費的女人',馬上道:'What? Oh!Hey man,Here is America,nothing is free!'
老兄:' Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone
number, ' 'sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free.
[lesson taken - do preparation before travel]

美麗又愚蠢
丈夫對妻子說︰"為什麼上帝把女人造得那麼美麗卻又那麼愚蠢呢?"
妻子回答道︰"上帝把我們造得美麗,你們才會愛我們,把我們造得愚蠢,我們才會愛你們。"

目標變了
夫妻二人吃飯時,妻子說︰"你現在怎麼盡挑魚背上的肉吃?記得我們談戀愛時,你最愛吃魚頭魚尾 …… "
"情況不同了嘛!" 丈夫說︰"現在我的目標是吃魚,當時我的目標是釣魚。"

饒你一次
一個男人很怕老婆。
一天,他老婆又當著客人的面和他吵了起來,並打了他一耳光。?為了面子,男子壯著膽子大吼︰ "你敢再打我一下? "
他老婆毫不猶豫地又打了一下。男子看嚇不住老婆,只得說︰" 既然你這麼聽話,我就饒你一次吧。"

何必如此
妻子心血來潮,站在鏡子前仔細端詳,發現自己的臉竟是那樣難看,不禁放聲大哭。
坐在一旁觀察已久的丈夫說︰"你偶爾照一次鏡子就那麼傷心,那我天天看著你又該怎麼辦? "

跟在家一樣
妻子到監獄探望丈夫時問︰ "親愛的,你在這裏過得怎麼樣?"
" 就跟在家一樣,哪兒也不讓去,伙食也糟透了…… "

得不償失
丈夫回家很不高興,妻子關心地問︰ "你遇到不順心的事了嗎?"
丈夫︰ " 今天我在公共汽車上拾到200元錢。"
妻子︰ "那應該高興啊!"
丈夫︰" 另一個乘客也看見了,我和他平分 …… "
妻子︰ " 那你不是還有100元嗎?"
丈夫︰ "回家前,我才發現那200元其實是我自己丟的。"

夢話
妻子關心地對丈夫說︰"老公,你近來老是說夢話,要不我陪你去醫院檢查一下身體?"
丈夫驚慌地答道︰"不用,如果醫生給我治好了這毛病,那麼我在家裏的這一點點發言權都沒有了!"

愛妻
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。
在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。
葬儀社的人跟他說:您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家,或者花$150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。
那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。
葬儀社的人不解地問他說:為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢?
那人回答:很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了三天,他又復活了。
[聖經記述 ..耶穌死後第三天復活]
他繼續說著:我就是不想冒這個險...
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Cockroach! Scream!

It was one of those rare appearances by Mr. Roach. I was so engrossed with my work that I almost didn't notice him. But noticed I did, and I immediately sprang into the well practiced move of grabbing my insecticide spray and emptying more than half a can on him - I don't know for sure if the insecticide is strong enough so the next best thing is to drown him.

I don't know between the two of us, who is more unlucky.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Here's to all the mothers out there!

My colleague sent me The Mom Song... super funny and really reminds me of Mom! Haha!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

25 random things about me

Here're the 25 random things about me which I posted on Facebook as well. It's actually quite fun.. haha....

1. I really love personal space, which is why I on average spent about an hour in the bathroom before I go out (some of you might already know that), but hey that's the only place on earth where you are really alone with yourself k. And hence I find it quite amusing that one day my fiance couldn't control his curiosity and blurted,"What exactly are you doing in the bathroom????????!!!!" Till this day it's still a mystery to him.

2. I am curious about a lot of stuff but I have a short attention span.

3. On the issue of hobbies, I'd like to learn a lot of things but I don't like to go for classes. I prefer to do it my way. That's why I never did like going for piano lessons even though i liked playing the piano. For that matter I also don't like to follow recipes when I cook because I just like to experiment the dish myself even though it means making a mess and wasting the ingredients.

4. I seriously love Europe. If given the chance I'd migrate there.

5. When I was a child I suffered from an inferiority complex because I thought my sister looked better, had a gentler temper and was more popular. And I thought nobody liked me because I had a lousy temper which I obvioulsy thought was not my fault since I was born with it - Yes, a stubborn child indeed! But now I'm actually glad that I went through those phases of feeling that the whole world was unfair etc etc because I realised I've actually developed quite a resilient and independent character. And I'm seriously happy with who I am and what I have now (praise God!)

6. I love eating fries and chocolate ice-cream. But I can forego both if you give me a nice warm bed.

7. Whenever people say I'm a carbon copy of Mom, I really don't know how to react to that... When I was young I used to quarrel with her a lot so naturally I didn't take that as a compliment. But as I grow older I realised that she is not too bad afterall...

8. I weigh more than you think I weigh. My fiance said it's muscle mass but I don't know where.

9. I just have a thing for European castles because of Harry Potter. Or it could be the other way round... I have a thing for Harry Potter because of Hogwarts.

10. Religion aside, I wish I could do magic. Real magic. I wish I could fly or move things with a flick of my hand. No more having to pay for air tics or move heavy luggages between the trains when I travel.

11. I have a tendency to run and hide whenever I feel embarrassed. My face will turn really red and I'd look for things to hide behind, whether or not it can cover my full body.

12. Ooooh I love/hate (I don't know which) poking my face. I think it has become a recreational activity for me. When I was in my teens I pasted "Don't poke" and "Think before you squeeze!" notes on the toilet mirror. It never worked. My sister always laughed at these notes. Or at me.

13. Wrt pt 12, I think concealers are the most wonderful inventions on earth. (Yes, Fai. I know I shouldn't reveal this just like I shouldn't reveal that I had braces before! but nvm... )

14. I like dressing up but don't really follow the latest trend/fashion because erm... 1) everyone will be wearing the same thing and 2) it's normally out of my budget range. And I always wonder when people say "ooooh it's so you!"... is that supposed to be a compliment?

15. I don't like doing housework. That's the reason why I keep the kitchen as clean as possible when I cook - so that I don't have to do so much washing up after that. Having said, am quite proud of the fact that I did mop the floor, clean the toilet and wash my clothes every day when I was studying in France. Maybe that's because my place was only 9m2.

16. I've encountered people who behaved or looked like me. I actually felt horrified whenever that happened and immediately at the back of my mind I'd remind myself to kick those bad habits.

17. Deep inside me I have a fear that I'd treat my kids the way I treat my dog i.e. "come here! sit!" or "you are not going out.. go back inside!" or "have you been a good boy today?" or "where's your hand hand?? Give me your hand hand first" while dangling food in front of him.

18. I like taking photos of people (myself included) in all sorts of funny poses.

19. I love watching TV. So if I have to rank, it'd probably be sleep, TV, fries and chocolate ice-cream. The ideal scenario would be a nice warm bed with a TV in front, and loads of chocolate ice-cream and fries at the side table. I doubt I can move through the door though if I have this every day for 2 years straight.

20. I am proud of my self-proclaimed sense of creativity whether or not people understand/appreciate it. Art is subjective k.

21. Sometimes I behave more like a guy than a girl. And I quite like it.

22. I always thought I'd go for studious guys but my fiance proved me wrong. He is the crappiest person on earth and he makes me laugh. My lifelong de-stresser. Thank God for him.

23. I'm not a phone/sms person. I am a face-to-face and email person.

24. I just removed 2 wisdom teeth and I'm typing this with a swelling cheek and a mouth full of bloody saliva.

25. I've vetted and proofread this before I click the "publish" button. I built up this capability at work. So if you see grammatical or spelling errors, take it as intentional.